Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull

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Life’s Great Clues

PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.

In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”

The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”

 

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  1. This story is most likely not true. I googled around and found a report that the photo used above was stolen from a completely different story (product announcement from a micro chip company). If someone wants to dig deeper, try to find something in a French journal about this and Dr. Andre Dubois.

  2. he was holding his hadn at his hart becaus eits was a masonic sign

  3. Possible ?

  4. The only possible way to have found it is that Napoleon time traveled or the chip is ET in origin. But then, he would of gone back with weaponry which we don’t see in history.
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    That could become interesting, or maybe it already happened,lol

  5. That looks like your typical RFID chip to me. If anything, maybe our government has discovered time travel, and they are messing with history.

  6. His hand was over his stomach, not his heart, and it was because he had bowel problems. This article is laughably fake! He didn’t even have ‘small stature’ for his time.

  7. I would guess it was put there purposely incase his remains were stolen? Then just track the chip. Hard to find such a small chip imbedded in something.

    • Those were my immediate thoughts as well, until i kept reading. It sounds like the bone was ossifying over the microchip and that process is only capable if the body is alive which means the chip isnt from this time…

  8. “Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

    “I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.”

    Big issue here since it is fairly well documented that he was not short. He was actually taller than the average Frenchman of his time. Silly that the French government would hand over that much money for a historical joke. Or, the more likely explanation: the article is fictional.

  9. This stuff is produced by the 1 World Order Dark Illuminati Elite! They’re not far from using Project Bluebeam, to fake an Alien Invasion.

    This is the reason for all the hype and build-up of Aliens, Flying Saucers, etc…

    This Dark Elite has engaged in such tactics for thousands of years.

  10. Was Napoleon part of the royal bloodline? Not sure about this story, would have liked to see links to the resources.

  11. its fact-checked in the comments. and the stock photo is clearly of an RFID chip.

  12. Are you people nuts? Technology was not even a dream back then let alone a thought.

    STOP printing untrue articles.

  13. actually his hand wasn’t over his heart. he had some sort of staph infection or other infection that created sores all over his body. the ones on his chest and stomach didn’t heal because he kept scratching them.

  14. The funny thing about articles is that they nearly always have the date they were posted, including this one.

    “Posted by admin on September 20, 2011 in World Events”

    Do some local research before you go head hunting.

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